Tired as crap...

I was lying on my bed listening to Molly Hatchet and enjoying a few moments alone. The girls were at the ballet and the boys were out playing with friends. The house was mine. Even if only for 10 minutes.

Suddenly Brian walks into the room and it goes:

Brian: "I just pooped myself."
Me (surprised): "What?"
Brian: "I just road my bike around the block three times and I totally pooped myself."

I couldn't help it. I laughed for a solid minute before I could compose myself enough to say..

"Brian, it's 'I'm pooped'"